17 Shades of Stupid: Cosmo’s Worst BDSM Tips

Once again Nerve.com brings us a delightful collection of Cosmo’s worst sex advice. I swear I didn’t know they were doing this two days ago when I posted their older piece on Cosmo’s 44 Most Ridiculous Sex Tips. I must have just been in tune with the internets. So without further ado here’s a couple that made me laugh. Enjoy.

7. “As you’re riding him, clamp down on his earlobes with your fingers, and pull on them to rock yourself forward and backward.”

8. “Quiz him — what’s your favorite flower, movie, etc. — and if he gets it right, he’s earned ten seconds of oral. Wrong and you drizzle candle wax (use a massage candle, which won’t burn) on his chest.”

Via Nerve

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